Gucci Flip Flops

We ran as hard and as fast as we could. As a matter of fact, we ran so hard, That my legs were crying in pain, it was like my legs had just watched Matt saying he hated biking, now that’s intense. The tank shells being fired round after round, hitting the ground, the debris scathing passed my legs, but unfortunately my Timberland boots were too wore down! They were ripping apart and any man knows that if you don’t have shoes on, there’s no point in running. So I toss Julianne onto Kwayde’s shoulder, almost tipping him over, and I fake a injury like Ronaldo in soccer, I even cried fake tears.

“Go on without me, I don’t got shoes!”

“NOOOOO!!!!”, Kwayde yells.

Kwayde then sets down Julianne and Larry and runs over to me and he pulls out two flip flops from his backpack, but they weren’t just any regular pair of flip flops, they were of Gucci descent. He took off my rickety tims and placed on the Gucci Flops upon my feet, I immediately felt the power of Gucci fill my veins. I sprinted to Larry and Julianne and ran away from the tank full speed, I looked back remembering I forgot about Kwayde, I look back and see a shell being fired at Kwayde. It was like everything slowed down, time stood still, was it his time? Before the shell hit him, he silently mouthed to me “Pinata”. Just then the shell struck where Kwayde was standing and his entire body blew up. I giggled, it WAS like a pinata, his intestines landed right in front of me. I felt an empty void in me, but atleast I could fill that void with Baskin Robbins delicious ice cream, Kwayde can’t since his body just went more boom than Beyonce on stage. I set down Larry because I was tired of carrying him and eventually Kim Jong Un ran him over and I could hear him yell “AHHHHHH MY ANKLE!!!!!!”. Then there was a splat noise, like a balloon being released of helium slowly, it was damn funny. I continued sprinting with Julianne on my back, I don’t know why I still tried saving her, maybe it was because she saved me. Just then, right in front of me, I saw something I didn’t expect to see ever in my life: Poachers.

It was a split decision, either I face the poachers or get blown up like Kwayde, I chose BOTH. I ran and jump kicked a poacher right in the dome, took out his 9mm from his side and shot and injured all 6 of them. I then took their car and strapped Julianne on the hood like a deer. She woke up to me driving head first into the tank.

Analysis: I decided to kill Kwayde to make it more emotional and I killed Larry because nobody really cares. I also decided to strap Julianne onto the hood for a shock factor more than anything.